Rubber Dildo

Rubber Dildo

Written by Sandi “Catwoman” Power for the 1998 USA Nash Hash.

This song is sung to the tune of “Rubber Ducky” (by the Muppets)

Rubber dildo, you’re the one
You make showers lots of fun
Rubber dildo I’m awfully fond of you
Boop boop e doo

Rubber dildo, shaft of joy
You’re a woman’s favorite toy
Rubber dildo you’re my very best friend it’s true
ooh ooh ah ooh

Every night when I
Start to play with my buddy
I am so dog gone happy that
I’m not stuck with a hubby
rub a dub dubby

Rubber dildo, you’re so fine
I’m so thankful that you’re mine
Rubber dildo I think I’m in love with
Rubber dildo I’d like a whole drawer of
Rubber dildo I think I’m in love with you