Baby Won’t You Blow

<2>Baby Won’t You Blow

Written by Sandi “Catwoman” Power on the infamous Hash Train at the Great Lakes Interhash of 2000 near Cleveland, OH.

This song is sung to the tune of “Dinah”

I’ve been screwing in the rail car,
Ten guys in one day.
I’ve been screwing in the rail car,
I’ll go all the way.
Bob the conductor’s in my back door,
The engineer’s stroking ‘tween my thighs,
The brakeman is sucking on my nipples
and they all were heard to say

Baby won’t you blow, baby won’t you blow,
Baby won’t you blow my ho-o-orn.
Baby won’t you blow, baby won’t you blow,
Baby won’t you blow my horn.

I ride the train when I travel.
I never pay, oh no ho ho ho.
I ride the train when I travel
And the crew they all ride me o-o-o.

Hey, you, suck on my toes.
Let’s put that shaft where it go ho ho hoes.
We can have a wild ride,
On the Cuyahoga train.