Rubber Dildo

words by: Catwoman
tune to ‘Rubber Ducky’ (the one by the Muppets)

Rubber dildo, you’re the one
You make showers lots of fun
Rubber dildo I’m awfully fond of you
Boop boop e doo

Rubber dildo, shaft of joy
You’re a woman’s favorite toy
Rubber dildo you’re my very best friend it’s true
ooh ooh ah ooh

Every night when I
Start to play with my buddy
I am so dog gone happy that
I’m not stuck with a hubby
rub a dub dubby

Rubber dildo, you’re so fine
I’m so thankful that you’re mine
Rubber dildo I think I’m in love with
Rubber dildo I’d like a whole drawer of
Rubber dildo I think I’m in love with you