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DH3 #1236 “Hot Tub Hash & Skin to Win 100th-ish”

April 8 @ 4:00 pm

When: Saturday, April 8th at 4 pm
Where: Newcom Park, 201 Green Street, 45410, Dayton Oregon District

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Hares: Hot Tub Slut & Dah Gimp
Cost: $6, optional trail cash for On-In beer, and food to share
On-After: Casa de Gimp – 140 Jones Street, Oregon District. Limited time viewing of Gimp’s C-Mug!

What to bring: IMPORTANT: Food, hot tub hash T-shirt, whistle, broken/bent centurion mug or your cheap dependable plastic mug for the beer tasting, change of clothes, and hot tub attire: towel, bath robe, sandals, vibrating rubber ducky…

Trail: Trail A to B urban shiggy. We’ll carpool back to the cars. Distance is more than 3 miles and less than 5. There’s only one trail. Walker maps are provided for short cutting. Carry extra cash on trail if you want to buy beer at the On-In while waiting for a ride back to your car.

On-After: Casa de Gimp – 140 Jones Street, 45410 one block south of Newcom Park. Gimp will provide kegs of beer for your enjoyment! Bring food to share to help absorb all the alcohol. You can store your food at Gimp’s casa before the hash. Hot tub of course is available! Also rumor has it someone has reached their 100th-ish hash! Bring plenty of presents and insults.

Guidelines for Proper Hot Tub Etiquette:
1. Proper cleanliness is required. Daily Old Spice lathering doesn’t count.
2. Hot tub seating is 3-times the manufacturer’s recommended maximum limit. Double-up whenever necessary. Best comfort level is achieved with female slut on top.
3. Special instructions for women sluts: To avoid unnecessary alcohol cramping in the hot tub, spend a few minutes performing full nude stretching exercises. This also has the added benefit of raising the water temperature level from the male sluts.
4. To maximize the effects of reaching the physical and mental state of a hot tub slut:
• Drink plenty of alcohol before entering hot tub
• Position body strategically over water jets
• Freely move around the hot tub, grappling body parts as you go
5. No splashing! It spoils the beer and causes temporary blindness, thus leading to wrong body part grappling.
6. Toe sucking is encouraged, but is best achieved on the opposite sex. Hot lesbo sucking is also good, thus again further raising the water temperature by the male sluts.
7. No peeing or cumming in hot tub!!!
8. Anyone leaving and then returning back to the hot tub please bring more beer to share. No one likes a sober slut.
9. Warning to male sluts: Sitting in the hot tub for more than three hours can result in undesirable shrinkage that can be permanent! A song comes to mind: ”It’s a small…”
10. Answer: “Yes”. Female slut: “Is it true that if you pull your finger out I’ll sink?”
11. Never get in the hot tub the morning after! Twenty-four hours of scrubbing and disinfecting is necessary between sluttings.

Special Note: Personal one-on-one or one-on-two expert training for advanced level slutting is provided by the hares. Sorry, only female trainees. Remedial training may also be required if deemed necessary by the hares.

Hash Erections to Newcom Park (201 Green Street, 45410):

From the North, South, & West:
+ From the North and South take I-75 to Dayton
+ Take State Route 35 East (Xenia)
+ Quickly get over to the LEFT LANE and get off at the first exit (Main
&Jefferson/SR-48)
+ As you descend the circular ramp, quickly and CAREFULLY get over to the far RIGHT lane (Jefferson Street)
+ Turn RIGHT on Jefferson Street
+ Make an IMMEDIATE RIGHT (20 feet) on Green Street
+ Go straight on Green St to the stop sign and look for street only parking – Newcom Park is on your LEFT
+ Look for the slutty hares near the gazebo

From the East:
+ Take State Route 35 West to Dayton
+ Exit at Main & Jefferson Street
+ As you descend the ramp, stay on the far RIGHT LANE (Jefferson St)
+ Turn RIGHT on Jefferson Street
+ Make an IMMEDIATE RIGHT (20 feet) on Green Street
+ Go straight on Green St to the stop sign and look for street only parking – Newcom Park is on your LEFT
+ Look for the slutty hares near the gazebo

Questions, lost, or confused??? Contact Gimp at 937-305-7016 (cell) or stevenbarn@aol.com…if he’s not already slutting in the hot tub.

Details

Date:
April 8
Time:
4:00 pm
Event Category:

Venue

Newcom Park
201 Green St.
Dayton, OH 45402 United States
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